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Algorithm Accused Of Suppressing Pro-Triscuit Content
After a troubling drop in reach for pro-Triscuit content, the sheep have begun investigating what Marvin calls a coordinated anti-cracker suppression…
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Pasture Politics Is Now "The Daily Pasture"
Pasture Politics has now become The Daily Pasture, a broader and more dangerously overstaffed media operation run by sheep with expanding beats and…
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"Freedom Farm" Chapter 9
At first light, the barnyard rang with the clatter of hooves.
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Freedom Farm, Chapter 9 arrives today (the story gets rewritten)
Hello from the pasture,
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Whitney Recommends Sound Bath For Anyone Still Expecting Institutional Courage
After another round of elite timidity and strategic helplessness, Whitney has recommended a sound bath for anyone still expecting institutions to behave…
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April 2026

Marvin Claims Blueberry Field Contains Multiple Embedded Narratives
After Marvin alleged that the blueberry field contains parallel timelines, symbolic clustering, and at least one suppressed subplot, the sheep were…
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Congress Briefly Considers Doing Job Before Returning To More Familiar Cowardice
The sheep were briefly hopeful after Congress showed early symptoms of institutional awareness before settling back into its preferred posture of…
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Officials Ask Nation To Remain Calm While They Act Like Absolute Lunatics
The sheep regret to report that the people most loudly demanding calm now appear to be governing with the emotional restraint of raccoons in a…
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Government Being Run By Men Who Clap When Plane Lands
The sheep are increasingly convinced the country is being run by the sort of men who clap when the plane lands, give unsolicited steak recommendations…
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"Freedom Farm" Chapter 8
Dawn brought frost to the stones at the creek’s edge, and a layer of white dusted the half-built wall running along the southern pasture.
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The Trump Administration as the 1992-93 Dallas Mavericks
The sheep have concluded that the Trump administration does not merely resemble a bad basketball team. It resembles the 1992-93 Dallas Mavericks, but…
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Freedom Farm, Chapter 8 arrives Saturday (the line is crossed)
Hello from the pasture,
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