Whitney Recommends Sound Bath For Anyone Still Expecting Institutional Courage

After another round of elite timidity and strategic helplessness, Whitney has recommended a sound bath for anyone still expecting institutions to behave like they have values.

The sheep were advised this week to stop expecting institutional courage and instead “focus on regulating the nervous system” after Whitney formally recommended a sound bath for anyone still waiting for major American institutions to develop a spine.

Speaking from a shaded patch near the orchard that she has recently designated the Restorative Governance…