Whitney announced today that poverty is increasingly understood as a “scarcity mindset with some unfortunate budgeting components,” offering fresh hope to millions of Americans currently standing in grocery aisles doing multiplication on their phones.
“The first step toward abundance is believing abundance is available to you,” Whitney explained while arranging six blueberries beside a $14 adaptogenic latte. “The second step is recurring billing.”
Her new program, Rich From Within, teaches struggling families to replace limiting phrases like “rent is due” with more expansive language such as “housing is calling in my resources.”
Fancy Pants asked whether the program accounted for food prices continuing to rise, high housing costs, or people losing food assistance when they cannot satisfy new work requirements.
Whitney nodded sympathetically.
“That sounds like a lot of focus on external circumstances.”
Simone immediately climbed onto a water bucket.
“THE EXTERNAL CIRCUMSTANCES ARE WHERE THE MONEY IS.”
Janet reviewed the course materials and discovered that Lesson Four, Stop Identifying With Your Bank Balance, cost $79.
Marvin calculated that the easiest way to improve his financial vibration would be for someone to give him $79.
Whitney called this “dependency thinking.”
By afternoon, Bruce and Frankie had launched their own seminar called Broke Is a Frequency, promising to help participants unlock generational wealth by deleting the banking app that kept upsetting them.
The sheep eventually returned to grazing.
Fancy Pants looked across the field.
“Perhaps people feel financially insecure,” he said, “because they are financially insecure.”
Whitney frowned.
“That kind of language is exactly what keeps the portal closed.”
"1984" Mind control and labeling. Round and round we go. When will we all stand up and say "enough is enough". The Vote is in Nov!