Wellness Desk Urges Nation To Hydrate Before Processing Collapse

With heat risk rising, inflation still biting, and the larger civic atmosphere giving off collapse-adjacent symptoms, Whitney has urged the nation to drink water before attempting to process any of it

The sheep were advised this week by Whitney of the Wellness Desk to hydrate before attempting to process the collapse, after she determined that the nation is trying to absorb too much bad news on too little water and with “deeply concerning mineral depletion.”

Speaking from a shaded patch near the orchard now known as the Emergency Replenishment Zone, W…