Wellness Desk Recommends More Silence, Especially From Men With Podcasts

Whitney says the national nervous system may improve if several men beside decorative microphones briefly stop explaining women, medicine, war, and seed oils.

The Wellness Desk issued new public-health guidance Tuesday recommending more silence, particularly from men sitting beneath neon signs with microphones angled toward their mouths.

Whitney announced the protocol after listening to a three-hour podcast in which two men explained hormones, marriage, geopolitics, gut health, masculinity, vaccines, ancient R…