Union Demands Paid Leave From Being Photogenic

As workers lose bargaining power and hospitality enters peak season, the sheep have announced that being charming, scenic, and camera-ready all day should officially count as labor.

The sheep union demanded paid leave this week from being photogenic, arguing that the farm’s entire hospitality model now relies too heavily on their unpaid ability to appear pastoral, emotionally grounding, and vaguely European at the exact moment guests lift a phone.

According to the grievance, the issue is larger than beauty. It is about labor classif…