Today Is the Day
Current pricing expires tonight.
Dear Reader,
This is your final reminder.
At midnight tonight, subscription pricing for The Daily Pasture increases to:
• $8/month
• $80/year
If you upgrade before then, you’ll lock in today’s lower pricing for as long as you remain subscribed.
Every day, we publish original satire that you won’t find anywhere else. Every week, we continue building a strange little universe populated by sheep, farmers, politicians, conspiracies, and entirely too many committee meetings.
If you’ve been waiting for the right moment to become a paid subscriber, this is it.
Tonight, the gate closes.
P.S. Current paid subscribers can disregard this message. Your rate is locked in and remains unchanged. Thank you for supporting independent satire, independent farming, and the only newsroom where sheep routinely outvote management.