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The Trump Administration as the 1992-93 Dallas Mavericks

The sheep have concluded that the Trump administration does not merely resemble a bad basketball team. It resembles the 1992-93 Dallas Mavericks, but with more malice and a larger federal budget.

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Apr 24, 2026
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The sheep have revisited the 1992-93 Dallas Mavericks and would like to apologize to the 1992-93 Dallas Mavericks.

Yes, that team went 11-71. Yes, it burned through Richie Adubato before handing the clipboard to Gar Heard. Yes, it often looked less like a professional basketball team than a workplace training video about what happens when no one is in ch…

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