The Sheep Hold an Emergency Bible Study

After Trump once again declined to name a favorite Bible verse while flirting with messiah imagery, the sheep gathered for an emergency theological review.

The sheep were relieved to learn that Donald Trump still does not have a favorite Bible verse, because for a moment they worried he might have chosen one and started issuing executive orders based on it.

According to a resurfaced interview, Trump once called the Bible his favorite book but declined to name a favorite verse, explaining, “I don’t want to g…