The Department of Labor Accidentally Becomes a Federal Nightclub

After Lori Chavez-DeRemer resigned amid misconduct allegations, the sheep concluded that the Trump administration may be running government as a cursed corporate retreat.

The sheep were saddened but not entirely surprised to learn that Labor Secretary Lori Chavez-DeRemer has resigned amid misconduct allegations, making her the third high-profile Cabinet departure in recent weeks and confirming that Trump’s staffing philosophy remains “what if human HR violations could wear blazers.”

Reports described allegations includin…