Sheep Warn Against Downloading App Called TroughSocial

After testing a new platform called TroughSocial, the sheep concluded it combines the intimacy of social media with the administrative energy of a border checkpoint.

The sheep are warning the public not to download a new app called TroughSocial, describing it as “an alarming fusion of social networking, ideological sorting, and the kind of data collection that makes a normal surveillance state look underfunded.”

According to Marvin, who downloaded the app immediately and then spent forty minutes hissing at the permis…