Sheep Vote To Preserve Democracy By Ignoring The Results

After holding a formal vote on how best to protect democracy, the sheep chose the nation’s preferred modern solution: ignoring the result and declaring the process compromised.

The sheep held a vote this week on how best to preserve democracy, then immediately rejected the outcome after deciding the result raised “serious concerns” about berry-adjacent interference, procedural irregularities, and the suspiciously high turnout among sheep who had previously shown no interest in governance.

Fancy Pants opened the meeting by remin…