Sheep Urge Nation To Come Together Around Vague Shared Concern

With war pressure rising abroad and political fracture deepening at home, the sheep have proposed a new unifying national project: feeling vaguely terrible together.

The sheep urged the nation this week to come together around a vague shared concern, arguing that while Americans may no longer agree on facts, institutions, elections, leadership, or whether democracy should still be operational, they might still be able to unite around the broad sensation that something is wrong in a way that feels both expensive and …