Sheep Union Says Equity Means Everyone Gets The Good Grass Except Janet

As Americans argue over food, fairness, and who systems are built for, the sheep have proposed a bold new equity model in which everyone gets the good grass except Janet.

The sheep union announced this week that equity means everyone gets the good grass except Janet, a policy change they described as “broadly restorative, highly inclusive, and responsive to the lived experience of almost the entire flock.”

According to Simone, the proposal reflects a simple principle: when resources are tight, systems work best when nouri…