Sheep Union Questions Whether Tractor Has Too Much Executive Power

Fancy Pants says every farm needs a tractor, while every republic benefits from remembering that one powerful tool still exists inside a larger order.

From the Politics Desk, Fancy Pants offers this measured observation: every farm benefits from a tractor, and every field benefits from remembering that the tractor is one institution among several.

The sheep union raised its concern after noticing that the tractor now speaks through action with a certain constitutional self-confidence. It sets direction…