Sheep Union Files Grievance Against Concept Of Morning

With heat building, nerves fraying, and the modern work model still treating exhaustion as character, the sheep have filed a formal grievance against morning itself.

The sheep filed a formal grievance this week against the concept of morning, arguing that sunrise has become “an overly aggressive scheduling posture” imposed on the population without meaningful consultation, adequate shade, or a humane transition plan.

According to the union, the complaint was triggered by a convergence of current realities, including …