Sheep Open Federal Inquiry After Leader Loses Coin Toss, Blames Coin

The sheep convened an emergency briefing this week after their head ram failed to correctly call a coin flip, an event pasture officials described as “deeply concerning” and “clearly the coin’s fault.”

Witnesses said the ram confidently called heads, watched the coin land on tails, and immediately announced the flip had been mishandled. On a second attem…