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Sheep Discover Competing Flock Has Been Recording Everyone

The sheep were alarmed to discover another Flock has spent years photographing Americans and would now like everyone to focus on the convenience.

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Justin Kamm
Aug 21, 2026
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The sheep were alarmed Friday after discovering that another organization called Flock has spent years installing cameras across America and tracking where cars travel.

“We would like to clarify that this Flock has no affiliation with us,” Fancy Pants said. “Our surveillance program consists primarily of staring at the driveway.”

The announcement came as …

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