Sheep Clap Obediently as Prime-Time Bleating Drowns Out Evidence on the Fence

The sheep were herded in front of the glowing trough last night to watch Donald Trump’s prime-time address, a broadcast specifically engineered to be louder than facts and longer than attention spans.

For eighteen minutes, Trump announced that everything is fixed, everyone is winning, and numbers love him, while waving charts because Christmas! The sheep…