Sheep Charged With Loitering In His Own Field

After one sheep was charged with loitering in his own field, the flock began to suspect the country has developed a broader discomfort with people simply being where they already are.

The sheep were shaken this week after one member of the flock was charged with loitering in his own field, an incident Janet described as “jurisdictionally creative” and Marvin described as “what happens when a society starts treating ordinary presence like an unattended backpack at an airport Chili’s.”

According to witnesses, the sheep in question had b…