Sheep Celebrate Bipartisan Agreement To Do The Easiest Possible Thing

The sheep were thrilled to see lawmakers finally unite around something smooth, limited, and pleasantly survivable.

The sheep celebrated this week after lawmakers achieved a rare display of bipartisanship by agreeing to do what appeared to be the easiest possible thing available.

According to Fancy Pants, the breakthrough came after a long season in which Congress had shown deep uncertainty around war powers, inflation, immigration, surveillance, and the larger consti…