Sheep Accuse Farm Management Of Governing Through Snack Scarcity

With food prices still elevated and everyone being told to manage expectations, the sheep have begun asking whether snack scarcity is now an actual governing philosophy.

The sheep accused farm management this week of governing through snack scarcity, arguing that a small but meaningful tightening in cracker access had revealed a much larger philosophy of rule.

According to the flock, the issue is no longer the snacks themselves. The issue is what happens to a population when every comfort is reframed as a privilege, ever…