Pope Leo to Fight Trump at White House UFC Event
The sheep regret to report that America may now be just one pay-per-view away from settling theology, masculinity, and executive power in an octagon on the South Lawn.
The sheep were intrigued to learn that Pope Leo is now expected to fight Donald Trump as the main event at the White House UFC Freedom 250 card, a development many theologians are calling “a bold new merger between end times prophecy and pay-per-view.”
According to early promotional materials, the bout will take place on the South Lawn, with the winner r…
