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Nation Urges Leaders to Act Like Adults, Receives Mixed Response

Fancy Pants asked elected officials to behave like adults for one week. Several immediately demanded to know which party had put him up to it.

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Justin Kamm
Aug 26, 2026
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The sheep called on America’s political leaders today to begin acting like adults, triggering immediate confusion across Washington.

Fancy Pants presented the proposal after reviewing the approaching midterms, collapsing trust in institutions, and several consecutive days of elected officials describing one another as existential threats to civilization.

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