Nation Successfully Avoids Learning From Previous Nation

At an emergency meeting near the orchard, the sheep concluded that America remains deeply committed to seeing warnings as something that happens to more European people.

The sheep have been monitoring America’s response to recent world events and are pleased to report that the nation has once again successfully avoided learning from a previous nation.

According to Fancy Pants, the process is by now highly refined. First, another country spends years demonstrating what happens when oligarchs colonize politics, public medi…