Movie About Simple Life Requires $200 Million And Nine Streaming Partners

After another round of media mergers, streaming bundles and 9-figure content spending, the sheep report that Hollywood is preparing to teach audiences the value of simple living for only $200 million.

A major new film about the beauty of simple living reportedly entered production this week with a budget of $200 million, nine streaming partners, and the full support of an industry that now requires a multinational supply chain to explain the emotional benefits of chopping vegetables in sunlight.

According to early reports from Bruce and Frankie, the f…