Marvin Warns Smart Fridge May Be Radicalizing the Kitchen

Samsung is putting more AI into refrigerators. Marvin would like to know what the refrigerator intends to do with everything it knows about the cheese.

Marvin placed the farmhouse kitchen under heightened surveillance today after learning that Samsung is rolling out new AI features to refrigerators, including Google Gemini, smarter voice controls, and technology capable of recognizing food placed inside.

“It knows what you eat,” Marvin whispered. “It knows when you eat it. Eventually it develops a theor…