Last Chance
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The sheep have asked me to tell you that delaying important decisions until the last minute is a perfectly reasonable life strategy.
The sheep are also responsible for Marvin.
Make of that what you will.
See you on the inside.
— Justin
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Marvin is a dapper fellow and deserves a fan club…or at least rubber booted groupies. I love that the sheep override management…they are after all more grounded and deserve the deference. The 10 black ducks (and one white duck, Token) on our little pond-farm, are generally the loudest, AND always get the last word.
Marvin is amazing!