Janet Says This Could Have Been Avoided by Listening to Janet Earlier

After years of warnings about obvious vulnerabilities, Janet has reopened the folder labeled “Things Everyone Ignored Until They Became Emergencies.”

Janet called an emergency pasture meeting today to announce that the latest national crisis could have been prevented by listening to Janet the first eleven times.

She arrived carrying a three-inch binder labeled I ALREADY SAID THIS.

The immediate issue was cybersecurity. American water systems have faced a fresh wave of attacks this summer, even though f…