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Government Launches Portal Where Citizens Can Upload Hopelessness

The new federal portal allows Americans to submit economic despair, political exhaustion, and general dread from the convenience of home.

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Justin Kamm
Sep 15, 2026
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The federal government launched a new website today allowing Americans to upload their hopelessness directly to Washington.

Officials described Hopelessness.gov as a major modernization effort designed to streamline the nation’s rapidly growing supply of dread.

“Americans have been feeling discouraged through an outdated patchwork of kitchen tables, group…

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