Government Being Run By Men Who Clap When Plane Lands

The sheep are increasingly convinced the country is being run by the sort of men who clap when the plane lands, give unsolicited steak recommendations, and think process is for weaker civilizations.

The sheep admitted that they are increasingly concerned the federal government is being run by the exact type of men who clap when the plane lands, describing the trend as “a grim convergence of political power and mid-tier airport swagger.”

According to the flock, the issue is not clapping itself. The sheep support joy, gratitude, and basic acknowledgme…