The morning after the new commandment, the barnyard bristled with tension that neither the frost nor the memory of last night’s speeches could thaw. The sheep gathered early, ears up, legs jittering with the leftovers of a restless night. Goats lined the fence as if they had somewhere else to be. Chickens huddled on the roof of the feed shed, feathers puffed against the cold. Even the cows, unmoving as furniture, shifted their eyes in constant patrol.
Most days, nothing happened before noon. But today, an hour after the sun touched the blueberry rows, the air filled with an electric crackle: a ripple of whispers, a shudder of wool, a sudden, unanimous turning of heads toward the broken panel near the barn.
Three alpacas, heads high and tails curled, stood on the wrong side of the fence. The oldest was brown and tall, eyes like spilled tea, neck shaped like a question mark. Next to him, a smaller white one nuzzled the grass, oblivious. The third - sleek, black, twitchy - paced the line where the new wall met the old, uncertain whether to join the others or bolt.
The sheep froze. Not one dared move.
From across the yard, Boss Rudd saw them first. He mounted the hay bale podium before the Security Committee could finish their morning roll call, orange fleece bristling in the cold. He didn’t need a megaphone, but he used one anyway.
“ALERT! All animals, to the yard! Emergency!”
The Security Committee responded at once: six burly rams with matching red bands and wool cut so close their skin gleamed. They locked shoulders and barreled through the crowd, knocking aside any goat or sheep too slow to clear the path. Two rams hung back at the barn doors, barring the way for the less trustworthy. Another two peeled off and flanked the chickens, who had already begun to scatter.
The three alpacas did not move. The brown one glanced at the podium, then back at the gap in the fence. The white one blinked, chewing a mouthful of dead grass. The black one stood at attention, waiting.
Boss Rudd gestured with his chin, voice booming: “Intruders! Foreign agents! We have a border crisis!”
The sheep nearest the fence trembled. Janet, among them, could barely see over the shoulders of the rams, but the sight of the alpacas’ long necks and knobby knees made her legs go wobbly.
Fancy Pants, not so easily rattled, moved to the front. He took in the scene with a slow, clinical blink, then adjusted his spectacles and waited for the rest to catch up. Whitney found herself behind the wall of Security rams, but didn’t push for a better view. Instead, she watched the edges: the nervous lambs, the wide-eyed chickens, the goats whispering in low, urgent tones.
Boss Rudd raised a hoof. “Security! Surround and detain!”
The rams snapped to it, forming a phalanx around the alpacas. There was no resistance. The brown one lowered his head, the white one stopped chewing, and the black one’s knees locked so tight he almost fell over.
The lead Security ram, broad-shouldered and already panting from the effort, stepped in front of the brown alpaca. “Names?” he barked.
The brown one spoke, voice slow and syrupy. “We apologize for the intrusion. The wind knocked down part of your fence last night, and we simply wandered through while grazing.”
The lead ram snorted, unimpressed. “Sure you did.”
The white alpaca tried to smile. “We mean no harm. We’re not even supposed to be this far north.”
The black one said nothing, but his eyes darted from face to face, measuring the crowd for kindness and coming up empty.
Rudd stomped the podium, eager for the performance to continue. “As you see, they’re trained in subversion! Sweet words, fake apologies, just as predicted by our intelligence committee.” He looked to Bleatrix, who watched with her usual detachment, pen already moving on a clipboard.
The lead ram moved quickly, shoving the alpacas through the crowd. The brown one ducked his head, the white one stumbled and nearly fell, and the black one tried to edge away but was boxed in by three more rams. The sheep parted, opening a corridor of silence all the way to the old storage shed.
“Put them in the shed. Bar the door,” Rudd ordered. “No food. No contact. Security only.”
The rams complied. The brown and white alpacas squeezed inside; the black one hesitated, then, seeing no alternative, followed. A plank was braced against the door, a bucket overturned to serve as guard post.
The yard was silent but for the scrape of hooves.
Boss Rudd, sensing his moment, turned to the crowd. “You all witnessed it! A deliberate, coordinated infiltration. Three agents today. Tomorrow, who knows? Ten? A hundred?”
He let the words hang, the way he always did when he wanted the next part to sound like an afterthought and not a threat.
“There is only one solution: unity. Obedience. And absolute vigilance.”
A few sheep nodded, eager to prove they understood. A handful of goats muttered, but none loud enough to be heard. In the back, the cows stared at the shed, eyes wide and still.
Janet, still at the front, finally spoke, voice so thin it almost vanished: “What will you do with them?”
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