Frankie Declares Fire Pit Area “Basically The VIP Lounge”
As summer travel grows more anxious, expensive, and status-conscious, Frankie has declared the fire pit area “basically the VIP lounge” and begun acting accordingly.
The sheep were informed this week that Frankie has officially declared the fire pit area “basically the VIP lounge,” a move he said better reflects the current summer travel economy, in which everyone is exhausted, overspending, and eager to pretend that an Adirondack chair counts as elite access.
According to Frankie, the designation became necessary af…
