Flock Receives Targeted Ad For Anxiety Immediately After Thinking

After receiving a targeted ad for anxiety moments after experiencing anxiety, the sheep began to suspect the modern attention economy has advanced from tracking behavior to emotionally preheating it.

The sheep were alarmed this week after several members of the flock reported receiving targeted ads for anxiety almost immediately after thinking anxious thoughts, a development Marvin described as “a troubling merger of surveillance capitalism and psychic eavesdropping.”

According to witnesses, the incident began when Whitney quietly considered whether …