Flock Launches Campaign Against Exploitative Lawn-Mowing Expectations

With heat risks rising and productivity expectations staying weirdly cheerful, the sheep have launched a campaign against the idea that every blade of grass deserves immediate emotional attention.

The sheep launched a formal campaign this week against what they called exploitative lawn-mowing expectations, arguing that the modern pasture has developed an unhealthy attachment to continuous trimming, visual perfection, and the fantasy that every surface should look managed at all times.

According to the flock, the issue is larger than grass. It is a…