Flock Demands Strong Leadership From Someone Else

As Washington continues its search for courage at a safe distance, the sheep have formally requested strong leadership from someone else, ideally someone willing to endure the first consequences.

The sheep announced this week that the country urgently needs strong leadership from someone else, a position they described as principled, forward-looking, and consistent with the broader American preference for courage at a tasteful distance.

Fancy Pants opened the meeting by explaining that the moment clearly demanded steadiness, clarity, and a willin…