Flock Announces Emergency Meeting To Schedule Future Emergency Meeting

After another week of war brinkmanship, election sabotage, and ceremonial concern, the sheep have called an emergency meeting to discuss when they should next gather urgently.

The sheep announced an emergency meeting this week to determine the optimal date, time, and emotional tone for a future emergency meeting, citing the current national need for “immediate but carefully deferred coordination.”

According to the flock, the decision came after a bruising stretch of current events in which the country moved closer to wider war…