Committee Elects Subcommittee To Interpret Committee Intentions

The new subcommittee will spend six months determining what the committee intended before recommending the creation of a task force.

The sheep applauded Tuesday after a congressional committee unanimously elected a subcommittee to interpret what the committee had intended during its previous seven meetings.

Fancy Pants said the decision followed weeks of hearings, briefings, procedural votes, and solemn remarks in which every member agreed the issue required immediate clarity from som…