Bruce Ranks Billionaire Feuds by Franchise Potential

Bruce says the Musk-Altman rivalry remains the gold standard for two people with everything except the ability to let something go.

Bruce released the inaugural Billionaire Feud Franchise Rankings today after determining that America’s richest men are now producing enough serialized interpersonal drama to qualify as a major entertainment sector.

“This is no longer business news,” Bruce said, standing beside a whiteboard labeled BEEF VALUE ABOVE REPLACEMENT. “This is prestige televisi…