Bruce Declares Blueberry Field New Hamptons, Confuses Everyone
The sheep regret to report that Bruce has reclassified the blueberry field as a luxury coastal destination with no ocean and several strong opinions about linen.
The sheep were informed this week that Bruce has officially declared the blueberry field “the new Hamptons,” a claim he delivered while standing in the row spacing with the serene confidence of a lamb who has recently discovered the words “summering” and “scene.”
According to Bruce, the comparison is obvious. Americans are traveling in large numbers for …
