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Bruce Announces Fantasy League for Public Embarrassment

Players will earn points for disastrous hearings, leaked group chats, inexplicable tariffs, and every sentence that causes an aide to close their eyes.

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Justin Kamm
Jul 27, 2026
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Bruce announced Monday that registration had opened for the Pasture’s first Fantasy League for Public Embarrassment, following what he described as “an unbelievable preseason for grown adults explaining themselves on television.”

The twelve-team league will allow sheep to draft politicians, cabinet officials, executives, influencers, and anyone likely to…

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