America Watches Reality Show To Escape Reality, Finds Same Problem

With Love Island streaming now swallowing nearly half of American TV time, the sheep regret to report that viewers seeking escape have wandered straight into a more attractive version of the same mess

The sheep have been watching America watch reality television and have reached a troubling conclusion. The public now turns to televised nonsense for relief from real-world nonsense, only to discover the same emotional architecture waiting inside the villa.

According to Whitney, people used to watch reality shows for flirtation, conflict, and the healing…