America Calls for Unity Around Shared Desire to Defeat Each Other

The sheep are encouraged to see Americans finally putting aside their differences to focus on making sure the other side suffers.

The sheep reported Friday that America had finally achieved national unity around the shared belief that approximately half of America must be defeated.

Fancy Pants called the breakthrough “the strongest bipartisan consensus we have seen in years.”

With the midterms approaching, political leaders across the country have begun calling for Americans to come…